My apologies up-front if you are of a sensitive disposition (if you are, then I suggest – just for once – that you click away from this post and read another). If you are not affected in this way then you will hopefully find the definition of marketing below as amusing as I do – it’s amazing what you come across on Google!
Here goes …
You’re a woman and you see a handsome man at a party. You go up to him and say: “I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Direct Marketing.
You’re at a party with a group of friends and see a handsome man. One of your friends goes up to him, and pointing at you says:“She’s fantastic in bed.” That’s Advertising.
You see a handsome man at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say: “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Telemarketing.
You see a man at a party, you straighten your dress, walk over and pour him a drink. You say: “May I?” and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing lightly against his arm. You then say: “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Public Relations.
You’re at a party and see a handsome man. He walks up to you and says: “I hear you’re fantastic in bed.” That’s Brand Recognition.
You’re on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all the houses that you’re passing. You climb onto the roof of one in the middle and shout at the top of your lungs: “I’m fantastic in bed!” That’s Junk Mail!
Any thoughts? ;0)